Working at Little Chef – though in hindsight I developed some pretty mean breakfast cooking skills.
An actor
That’s a tough one. I cant remember what most of them are called!
Ownership of a Segway has been an ongoing thing for the past year – I’m toying with the idea. But right now I’m drinking more than my fair share of hot chocolate.
People who dawdle and bumble around in public. Especially in supermarkets. I might buy a stun gun.
I’m happiest when I forget that I’m sad, so right now, at home in the studio.
I write music for a living.
No, though I once tried to get arrested by dressing up as a homeless person and loitering around a police station to see what it was like to spend a night in a cell.
I’m into so much stuff I can’t answer that without feeling guilty!
I have a collapsible bench made out of cardboard, but the coolest thing is probably my piano.
Stop thinking so much.
Frank Zappa. The way he approached music is unforgettable. A true genius.
Dust. I have a pretty large collection around the flat.
Smoking
I’ll tell you when I meet her.
I was exporting stems for Example’s live band, in my dressing gown.
‘Ask me later.’
My body, though it’s a lot more battered than it used to be.
A celebratory KFC after our Maida Vale session.
Stuff that I think is great but that makes most people around me think I’m a lunatic. The only reason I haven’t bought a Segway is to stop them from moaning at me.
My friends and family.
No, though I tend to dream in feature-length films. The last one was about zombies and time travel.
What would you change about yourself if you could?
You know what? I’m not perfect, but after twenty-three years I’ve just about managed to put up with myself, so I’ll stick with it.
A shirt with a blue dragon on it, from the market.
Back to the sixties.
I once got a joke printed in The Sun: ‘Heard the one about the bloke who crashed his car into a German sausage factory? He took a turn for the wurst.’ Pretty lame."