Last weekend, Armin Van Buuren brought his globe conquering “The
Expedition” ASOT 600 tour to Madison Square Garden. In tote he had friends
W&W, Markus Shulz, Ferry Corsten, and Alex M.O.R.P.H. The trance quad reaked havoic on MSG and left
NYC is a state of disarry. With another successful
ASOT show under Armin Van Buuren’s belt, word traveled quickly and the most
remote of places.
One of the remote places was Mayor Menino’s desk. Mayor Menino, a long time electronic music
fan, little known to the public, couldn’t hold his tong any longer. At a press conference he asked:
“Why didn’t Martin come to Boston?” The Mayor scanned the room at the
press conference. Ryan Smith, long time
electronic music fan, Adam Liderman, founder of MassEDMC, and Dave Ralph, mastermind
behind Royale bookings, all gave similar perplexed looks of confusion. Who on earth was martin or what was the mayor
talking about?
The Mayor went on:
“I want Martin Van Buuren in Boston for ASOT 650. Enough is Enough.
Boston is the new place for Electronic Disco Music, EDMBoston.com make it
happen for my retirement party”
Clearly it was just another Meninoism to go along with the various
others.
With such a strong request coming in, we have dedicated all our
resources, financial and human capital, into satisfying the mayor’s request.
ASOT 650 Boston is now EDMBoston.com top priority.
The only problem is ASOT 650 isn’t until the next mayoral term. Does
that mean Menino is back in the election campaign saddle?
Menino said:
“For Martin, I’d do anything including trade Hondo!”
Update April 2: April fools :)
Update April 2: April fools :)
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